“Auburn Tigers Secretly Trained With Navy SEALs in Offseason, Claim They’re ‘Mentally Untouchable’ for 2025”
AUBURN, AL — In what may be the most shocking offseason development in college football, multiple sources have confirmed that the Auburn Tigers football team secretly trained with retired Navy SEALs over the summer, embarking on a rigorous mental toughness program in a remote location “somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains.”
The mission? According to head coach Hugh Freeze, it was simple: “Break them down to build them back up stronger.”
The Tigers reportedly endured dawn swims in ice-cold rivers, blindfolded team hikes, and 72-hour “no-phone” mental focus camps — all in preparation for what players are calling “the revenge tour” of the 2025 SEC season.
“We’re not just playing football anymore. We’re executing missions,” said Auburn linebacker Jaxon Steele, who allegedly tackled a wild boar mid-drill “to stay sharp.”
Quarterback Sawyer Prescott added, “If we can survive being screamed at by a former SEAL named ‘Crusher’ while crawling through mud at 4 AM, we can survive Bama.”
Sources say the idea came after watching Top Gun: Maverick on a team retreat. Inspired, Coach Freeze reportedly yelled, “Get me the SEALs!” and the rest was history.
While the Tigers’ official fall camp opens next month, the buzz around campus has reached fever pitch. Fans are even wearing shirts that say, “This Season? Classified.”
SEC opponents are officially on high alert
